"Got tight last night on absinthe and did knife tricks. Great success shooting the knife into the piano. The woodworms are so bad and eat hell out of all furniture that you can always claim the woodworms did it."
--Ernest Hemingway
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fairwinds1995 - Dec 28, 2011 6:00 pm - Hasn't voted
Funny Black Bear StoryI remember when I was an Explorer Scout at Philmont, NM. We were having breakfast and our camp had a black bear come into our camp and sat down for breakfast. One of us had poured Tang in their cup, and the bear really liked it. The bear turned around and his/hers (didn't get close enough to tell, nor want to) muzzle was orange. Hard to be a scary bear with an orange muzzle!!!